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Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

A cow says moo and explodes.

Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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