- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

Why did i write this? I was bored

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

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