There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

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- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

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why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

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What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

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rebecca is a hard worker

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

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What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

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Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

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Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

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What's worse than accidentally biting your tongue? Hitler accidentally biting your tongue.

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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a girl and a guy rented a hotel room for a night. theyre siblings and stayed up all night watching very classy movies about farm animals and each of them ordered a chocolate cake to eat while watching their fantastic informational film.

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Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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Joker2? Who comes up with the names anyways? Sounds like a stupid version of the matrix... Anyways, I stutter because my nerves are killing me, I cant quit the painkillers cold turkey if I cant sleep without them, besides I am used to physical pain as tragic as that might sound... Its not when you get used to it. I need to know who this Neo-Nero was, for anyone that can tell me, he is not around here at these hours, and during the time he/she I was dead, did considerable damage to my and my orders reputation, I need a face to face talk to someone that would put aside my chosen successor and assume my role, and I wont let that happen again even if it means bruising up this Neo-me a bit.

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? ouch!

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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