- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

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