- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

What did the black kid get for his birthday?

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

She said no

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

Wanna know something funny? Your face

what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

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