That's what she didn't say

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Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

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a potato flew around my room

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Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

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Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

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Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

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What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

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I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

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Pinus Testicles

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Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

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How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

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Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

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a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

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Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

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How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

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Anti Joke

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