How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

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I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

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if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

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Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

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I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

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A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

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Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

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How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

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a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Sir, your wife has been killed. Please open the door so that we may discuss this matter. The man then opens the door and listens to the tale of how a disgruntled worker opened fire in a grocery store, killing 13 people including his wife. Unable to cope with this and the fact both his parents passed away earlier that year he later hangs himself soon after the police leave.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

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Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

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Womens' Rights

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Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

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Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

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Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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