four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

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titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Went to a zoo there was a asian shouting GOOZILLA at the reptile house I said no 2 frickly pickles please He said helwo I'm wo pong th pow wice to weet you I said does he come with subtitles Old priest said no the said hello little boy want a mint I said oh thanks I'm not a boy I'm 19 Old priest said no no you can't have one of my special mints I said wait those mints have R's on them are the rainbow mints Old priest no there raspberry I said ok don't be a stranger Old priest said oh I will I said wait your THE PRIEST He said oh I'm just a priest looking for little boys I said no your dead now jumped 30 feet in the air sat on a bird dove into him bird went threw him we made a team promised to clean the world of evil only to find out that we killed the mother of all priest Bird said tweak tweak I said yeah let's hunt them all down Shall the be a part 2 you decide

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

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How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Thumbs this up

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What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

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You're welcome!

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A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

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Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

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Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

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What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

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How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

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Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

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There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

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Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

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Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

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