- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

Where do you live? In a house

Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

Your biggest fan.

Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

knock knock Who's there? Gorilla Gorilla who? Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot

Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

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