- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

Where do you live? In a house

Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

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