A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

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?u?? ????? ????? '?? p??? o? u?op ?p?sdn s??? p?dd??? no? ??

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Why do animals on the side of the road stink? Well they don't, you just think they do when in reality all it is, is there insides rottening From prevous days of exposen of the air now as far as I know all the little baby squrriel Wanted was it get his nuts in the road and it bring back to his starving family counting on him to bring Food to the tree next thing you know a soccer mom's van ran the poor baby squirrel over. Now me knowing this squirrel myself (don't ask me how) he wanted to go out in style you know get ran over by a mustang or a lambo not some bitch ass mini van with sliding doors and a dvd player convinit for the kids to watch spongebob.... man I bet that squrriel was pissed!

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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once upon a time there was a boy

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What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

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Yeah right loser!

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> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

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What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

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Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

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A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

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Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

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Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

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Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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