- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

What causes floods? Too much water.

Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

luke moore cant pull it back

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

meh

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

My friend harris is fat.

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

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