- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

What is 9 + 10? 21

What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

A women's opinion.

Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

Hello, nice to meet you.

amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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