Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

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Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

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A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

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what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

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Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

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A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

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Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

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I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

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What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

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What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

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Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

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Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

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Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

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What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

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YOU

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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