- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

AIDS

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

Knock Knock Whos there? ADD ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

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