What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

Harry Styles

Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

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I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

Your mama's so fat.

What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

What causes floods? Too much water.

How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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