- Anti Joke

When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!