- Anti Joke

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

where do you find sunglasses at? the store

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

Yo mamas so fat.

Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.