- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

Two english guys meet at work

Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

Once upon a time, The end.

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

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