- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

Flop dog

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

"knock knock" "Come in"

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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