There's a plane with 5000 bricks in it, one falls out. How many bricks are on the plane now? 4999 How do you get an elephant in the fridge? U open the fridge,put the elephant in and close the fridge. How do you get a deer in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out and close the fridge. A lion is trowing a party and the whole animal kingdom shows up, what animal isn't there? The deer cause he's still in the fridge. A little old lady is walking threw an alligator and snake invested swamp. *The snakes and alligators eat her (wrong answer) The brick falls on her head

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

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Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

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The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

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Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

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Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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one day i went to bed

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Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

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Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

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Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

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What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

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what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

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Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

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Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

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What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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