- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

Rigo your a stupid ass

What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

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