Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

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why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

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What do you call a black cop? Officer.

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What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

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Jimmy was skipping in the park one day when a young boy stopped him. "Hello there, would you like to be friends? We can go behind the old oak tree and play soccer!" asked the boy. "Ok!" replied Jimmy, and they went off together to play. The so-called 'young boy' was actually a wanted midget rapist. Jimmy was brutally raped and filmed. The film was later uploaded onto the internet where it blew up in a matter of weeks. Jimmy had to move schools 6 times and had to go to counselling every week. He finds it hard making friends and later went on to become a heavy cocaine addict.

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

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im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

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What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

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A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

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What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

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give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

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knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

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A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

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wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

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Anti Joke

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