why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

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Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

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Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

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What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

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Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did Little Timmy fall off of his bike? Because he was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator. Knock knock Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

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How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

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How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

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A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

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Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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My kids are mistakes.

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You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

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Anti Joke

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