A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

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Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

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I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

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Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

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roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

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What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

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How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

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what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

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Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

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A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

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Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

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Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

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mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

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how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

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an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

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Take this and put it- No.

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1.....2.....3.....boom you died

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why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

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What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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