They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

What's an Anti Joke?

How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

What do you call a black cop? Officer.

Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

*******A CELL JOKE******* Mommy Ribosome and Daddy Mitochondria are watching baby nucleus play around in the cytoplasm, when all the sudden baby nucleus falls down and breaks its cell wall. Mommy ribosome is like freaking out like, "OH NO< WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WE NEED TO TAKE HER TO THE E.R.". Then Daddy Mitochondria says, "The smooth ER or the rough ER???"

Tell you something funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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