Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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A black guy walks into a basketball court.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

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whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

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Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

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Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

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How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

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A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

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Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

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whats worse than school...wait a minute?

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So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

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Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

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But I like being mean and angry! Nevermind, 158 according to Mensa`s standard bullshit test (my wife got 160, I remember we argued a lot over it because I kept insisting they would not use the same predictable pattern again... I overestimated them wildly I can make more advanced stuff than they can, and in no way do I consider myself "The worlds elite required to ensue the future survival and salvation of mankind`s finest and fittest" those fucking arrogant suckers,,,) Below average in any test including American presidents and historical events. Aaand about 450 in any bullshit online test which then offers you "more accurate tests" which cost money and probably destroys the fake confidence any idiot buying such a test in the first place might have built up,

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Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

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you are driving down the highway, if two birds make a bee then how many pies can fly at once? None because I can't read

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person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? "Where's my keys?!"

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CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

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