- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

your mother

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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