- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

What's the anonymous name for vampire hunters? The KKK.

knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

Heartlight

What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

tight butthole 4 lyfe.

What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

knock knock ... no one was in

Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

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