if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

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Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

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Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

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when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

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Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

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How do you spell eight? 8

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What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

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The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

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Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

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JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

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JOHN to MARY: Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet So are you MARY to JOHN: Roses are red Violets are blue Who are you? JOHN to MARY: Roses are red I'm your husband MARY to JOHN: No! JOHN to MARY: WHAT??? MARY to JOHN: Ex Awkward silence. Mary moves out the next day.

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What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

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Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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