- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

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a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

what time is it? 3:16

What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

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