- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What do you call a gay dog? Steve

Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

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