What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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whats white and gooy liguid goop

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What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

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When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

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Rampage, on the streets of the poor. Secrets finally leaving, escaping, rummaging out from the land and sea of unforgiven people. A loud shatter erupts from the roaring streets filled with silence, the people are coming. Engulfing the city. Red, blue, orange and yellow. Explosives and gun fire and blood flowing down into the drains, mixing innocent blood with the impure water. Violence, detonating everywhere. I see fire everywhere. Once a family home now a lost memory which cannot be found. Everything is burning, life and love. The streets not painted with red. It's soothing the sidewalk. Hush now. A shadowy night. It's whispers reaches all corners of the earth... 'The war is over' Blue skies light up the back lanes, darkness retreating back under its box of everlasting mystery They fought a war We are fighting one too (first letter of each line + final 2 lines are the last two lines of the original poem etc)

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What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

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How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

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What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

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Jews

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Neither have I

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

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What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

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When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

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If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

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A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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