- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

Justin Bieber got laid

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

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