What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

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How do you kill an american? You shoot them

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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This guy goes to the ball game. He waits in line at the concession stand and gets a footlong hot dog and a giant orange soda. Then he makes his way around to his section of the stadium, and works his way to his seat, which is in the center of the row. Right when he's about to take a bite of his hot dog, when he hears someone in the seats way up behind him yell "Hey! Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, and sets down his giant orange drink, stands up and turns around, scanning the crowd. Eventually he sits back down. He picks up his hot dog, picks up his giant orange drink, and is just about to take a bike when he hears it again, someone way up behind him yelling "Hey! Mike!". So, he sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, and scans the hundreds of faces in the seats behind him. After a while, he sits back down. Then, right when he's about to bite into his hot dog, he hears someone behind him yelling "Mike! Hey, Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, cups his hands around his mouth and yells as loud as he can, "My name's not Mike!"

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Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

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Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

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How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

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What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

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Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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