- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

Are you gay? No. Ok.

What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

Where do you go when your friends called you spoiled? Africa.

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