- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

1 + 1 = 3

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

An English man walks into a pub.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? thunk

What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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