- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

Knock, knock. Come in.

A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

Women.

A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

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