What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

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what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

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Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

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A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

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What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

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Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

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How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

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How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

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Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

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Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

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A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

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1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

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What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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