How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

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Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

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Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

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What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

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How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

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Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

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Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an **orange**.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

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Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

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Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

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A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

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A man walks into town and takes a shit!

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Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

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How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

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Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

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why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

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Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

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if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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