- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

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A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

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