Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

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My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

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Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

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Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

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Tony Romo

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whats small and tickles? pubic lice

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It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

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How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

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Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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why is john so fat years of over eating

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Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

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Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

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I never asked for this.

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In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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