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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

What do you call an Arab with a long beard? An Arab with a long beard you stereotypical piece of crap.

Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

whos the bitch now!?! you are.

Erectile Dysfunction.

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

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