- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

A man walks into a bar.....OW!

What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

Doctor, I am afraid of doctors, I dont even dare seek them up. Janitor: Thats quite apparent... Dr.Moral:

What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

This is not a joke

What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

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