- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

I Have a Black Friend

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

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Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

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