so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

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Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

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A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

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You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

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Anthony Dephillips is handsome

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why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

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What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

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A homosexual walks into a church

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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