Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

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What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

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What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

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Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

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You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

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What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Yeah right loser!

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what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

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What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

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What's good? Anything that is not bad.

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Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

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In the middle of a long flight from Heathrow to Chicago O'Hare, the passengers of a 747 watched the engines all suddenly flame out. "Now, folks," the captain said over the PA as the plane plummeted to the earth, "I want it on record that I said it in plain English: a 747 can't fly from Heathrow to Chicago without refueling." No one bothered writing it down.

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Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

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Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

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Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

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The WNBA.

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Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

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A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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