I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

whats long and green? weed

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

"You two form fours while I get the other one"

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

this is not an anti joke

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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