Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

I LIKE TRAINS

whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

Scott Gomez

Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

What happened to the starving african kid? He died

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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