- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

Women's rights.

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

a man said hi.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

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