What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

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Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

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What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

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"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

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what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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penis

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Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

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What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

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If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

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What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

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tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

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Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

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Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

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How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

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why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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