Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

you know whats funny... nothing.

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

Reverse psychology never fails.

Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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