Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

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How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

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A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

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What happens when you mix a black guy and a chinese guy. A disfigured man

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

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So you all no Dora right, well why is she always lost in the forest wit her friend boots? Whats the deal with the map everybody knows maps cannot talk!!!!!!!!!!!! What the heck is wrong with the makers of the show!!!!!!!!

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What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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Erectile Dysfunction.

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What did Frodo do when he realized that he needed to destroy the ring? He simply walked into Mordor

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

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Canada AYY

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Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

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A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

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You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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