Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

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what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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