you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

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A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

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I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

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Black People

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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What do you call it when the sh*t hits the fan? The sh*t hits the fan.

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What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

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Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

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What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

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Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

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Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

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What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

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Gay's

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what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

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I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

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What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

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What is more worse than death? Death

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Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

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Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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