A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

fruit salad?

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

She said no

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

rishi is gay (coventry england)

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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