What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

Mormons having fun.

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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