- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

A woman walks into a bar.

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

Roey Jegen

why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

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