Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

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2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

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How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

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Darude - Sandstorm

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When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

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The Game.

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What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

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Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

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What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

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What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

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How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

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Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

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So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

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How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

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What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

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If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

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What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

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How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

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why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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