- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

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Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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