- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

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Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

raping black women

What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

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