Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

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what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

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yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

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A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

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What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

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A straight A star quarterback in his senior year of high school was about to throw the game winning pass in his season's last game and complete the school's undefeated record when he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

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What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

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Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

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Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

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How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

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Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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