what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

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What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

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A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

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AIDS

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What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

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Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

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How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

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Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

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What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

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What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

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When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

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What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

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Potassium? K.

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melon

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your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

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