roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

You are Nerochan right?

... i forgot the joke :p

I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

WNBA

Mitt Romney penis

How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

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