whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

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Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

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What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

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Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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why does column have a letter n?

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Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

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Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

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How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

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Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

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What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

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How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

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How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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