- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

E= McVagina

what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

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