- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

Jesus was a good guy

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

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