- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

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