What do you call a joke without a punchline?

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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