A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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No.

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what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

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what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

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Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

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yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

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u jelly?

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A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

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Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

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What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

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What color is red paint? Red

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Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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At least I dont have AIDS.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

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