How do you kill an american? You shoot them

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

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Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

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A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

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The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

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If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

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Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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Guess What! HI!

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What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

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An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

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Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

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Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

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Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

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What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

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A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

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There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

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A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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