- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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