Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

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What did the sign say? It said slow down

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0 + 0 = 0

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What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

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How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

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Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

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I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

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why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

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How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

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I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

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The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

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Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

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How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

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What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

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Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

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Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

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A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

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Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

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Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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