A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

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an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

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Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

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Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

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What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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Gun Control

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

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I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

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Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

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What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

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Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

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If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

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My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

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When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

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Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

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Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

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Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

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Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

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Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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