What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

What's brown and smelly? Poop.

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- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

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What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

Why does life suck? Because it does

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

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