What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

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- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

Why does life suck? Because it does

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

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Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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