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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

Mark Wilson

What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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