- Anti Joke

What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S