- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

A man... walks.

Your mums a penis joke.

what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

You read the Terms of Service.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

What's green and has wheels? a green car.

Whats funnier than 24? 25

Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

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