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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

Whats funnier than 24.....25

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

your moms my other ride

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

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What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

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