what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

I just found out i have cancer.

What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

whos the bitch now!?! you are.

Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

A man walks into town and takes a shit!

Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? Because they collect all the green cards.

whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

yo mama is fat shes fat

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Marla should be home by now, it's nearly 6." He was unaware he had lost his tractor until the next morning.

Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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