- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

Justin's humor

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

if you can raed tihs steence it menas you are ceelvr eugnoh to uendnrstad tihs: no sex cusaes dgdoy eeys

How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

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