whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

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One below was by me: Walter H

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What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

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How long is a china man?

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wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

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What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

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How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

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What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

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Womens Rights

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What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

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What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

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Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

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If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

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Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

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What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

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What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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