whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

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An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

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...IIITS... :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW ITS :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW! :) YAY! :(SHADDAP YUUU! Episode one... The waiting for the wait!

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a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

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A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

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Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

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What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

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What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

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You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

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What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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