- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

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