- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) sniff MAN YOU SMELL BAD

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

What is a life without options.... an optionless life

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

Woman's rights

What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

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