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What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

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What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

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What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

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Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

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If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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Fiats

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

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Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

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holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

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What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

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What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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