- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It is so hard to write an antijoke.

I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

i have an apple. now suck my dick

Yes!

ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

I am on a escalator.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

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