There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

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What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

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I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

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Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

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What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

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Bumsniffer

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what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

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What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

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A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

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Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

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Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

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whats worse than school? Summer school

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SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

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Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

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Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

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Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

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Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

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James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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