- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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