- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

Wats rong with yo leg.....

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

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